“I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.” “Just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.” “I take my wife everywhere, ...

Before I got married, I had the same first and last name as a celebrity. When I got married, instead of my wife taking my name or hyphenating, I changed my name. The change allowed me to carve out my ...